Not A Peep On Lobbyist Legislation From Labor Or CLP
A great big fail on legislation to control the activities of lobbyists in the Northern Territory. The Labor Party and the CLP are obviously getting cash from lobbyists, that is why both parties are silent on the issue.
Will Jamie Chalker suddenly morph into a lobbyist or consultant? I am here to help (myself)!
Even Tasmania Wants To Control Lobbyists
In the NT lobbyists have a free-for-all.
Politicians Letting Lobbyists Loot Public Coffers
Taxpayers are being rorted by lobbyists as NT politicians allow lobbyists a free for all. The NT is lobbyist heaven. While the public worry about crime waves and alcohol, lobbyists are cleaning the place out.
How To Deal With Lobbyists
We decided to consult with Davros regarding lobbyists. He certainly does not mince words.
Let The Alcohol Flow
Greetings people of the Northern Territory of Australia. My name is The Hood, I now work as a lobbyist.
The Hood, the infamous villain from the classic television series “Thunderbirds”, has taken on a new role as a lobbyist for the alcohol industry. The government of the area where he is now operating has proposed a ban on alcohol due to increasing concerns about its negative impact on the health and safety of the population.
As a lobbyist, The Hood uses his extensive network and access to significant political donations to sway the government officials. He presents the economic benefits of alcohol and the potential harm to local businesses if the ban were to be implemented, emphasizing the impact it would have on their constituents. He also cites studies and statistics that suggest that the ban would not effectively address the problems it is intended to solve.
The Hood’s political donations have given him a significant advantage, as they provide him with influence and sway over government officials. He leverages this power to put pressure on the government, using his connections to create a groundswell of public support for the alcohol industry.
Despite opposition from public health advocates, The Hood’s lobbying efforts begin to bear fruit as the government officials begin to waver in their stance on the ban. They are swayed by the promises of political donations and the potential harm to their political careers if they support the ban.
In the end, The Hood’s influence prevails and the government decides against the ban. The outcome is a victory for the alcohol industry and a defeat for those who sought to address the negative consequences of alcohol. The Hood’s successful lobbying efforts will likely inspire others in the future to use their political donations as a tool to sway government decisions.
Everyone Is Focused On The Crime Wave – Meanwhile Lobbyists Are Running Amok In The NT
I love the Northern Territory, a lobbyists heaven. No controls, a free for all. Even better when everyone is focused on a crime wave elsewhere.
Lobbyists Are Like Fungal Pathogens
Lobbyists Allowed To Run Amok By CLP And Labor
Lobbyists can do as they like in the NT. The CLP and Labor Party have not a single policy to control lobbyists, not a bit of legislation. The NT is Australia’s only lobbyist free for all.
Lobbyist Number One In The NT
2023 And The Pigs Line Up For The Troughs
Lobbyists, pseudo-academics, faux indigenous people and the Voice wannabes are gearing up for a big year in 2023.
My mate Albo is setting me up for a big year at the trough.