Albanese Government Innovative ATSI Policy!

The Commonwealth of Australia and Northern Territory are a total joke. They like to think they are developing innovative policies. In reality they are just doing the same old same old. Here is one of the resources being used to develop a new policy.

ICAC Specials This Week

As the man says “there is nothing better than fresh whistleblower”.

If you are a whistleblower in the NT do not let the NT Government butcher you!

A Kilo Of Whistleblower Thanks!

Whistleblowing is no joke. The NT Government wants to exterminate whistleblowers. It is open season on whistleblowers.

Pin The Tail On The Whistleblower – The ICAC Party Game!

After having a few beverages, you take one whistleblower (slightly scared, suggest inability proceedings) and have them stand in the centre of the room. The “contestants” don blindfolds and are given a hat pin that has a tail attached. The contestants proceed to pin the tail on the whistleblower.

Warning do not try this at home.

Then there is William Tell and the Whistleblower! Take one apple and place it on the head of the whistleblower. The “contestants” may be blindfolded but this is not necessary for the game. Use a crossbow, shotgun or bow and arrow to see if the apple can be “knocked” off the whistleblower. Guaranteed to keep the guests amused.

Warning do not try this at home.

Will Michael Riches be inviting guests to his ICAC party?

Menu ICAC Party

Roast Whistleblower in sauce aux cerises (freshly shafted from a government department)

Inability proceedings gravy and roast vegetables

Conspiracy jelly and perjury pudding

Drinks

Corruption Lager (local)

Corruption du vin blanc (imported)

Michael Riches what are you doing? Rule One avoid everything and anything that looks dodgy.

Close Batchelor Institute – The Pretend University

Batchelor Institute could be in South Africa, Zimbabwe or Kenya when you read a few facts of the goings on that take place there. What a dysfunctional organisation. Close Batchelor Institute and get into the real world.

The Circus Is In Town!

Johnny: Mum can we go to the circus?

Mum: A waste of money Johnny!

Johnny: Why Mum?

Mum: Well we have the NT Government, it is a circus.

Johnny: What about the NT Police?

 

 

In the spirit of circuses past Ringmaster Jamie Chalker will only have a whip and chair has he attempts to tame the Rampaging Youths of Central Australia.

What Excuse Will Fyles And Co Be Using Next?

The Fyles Labor Government is just full of excuses. Next they will be telling us that scammers took over the government, wait a minute the government is already full of scammers so that one is a dead duck! Why not try the youths of Alice Springs took over the government?

The NT Is Really The Joke Jurisdiction.

Alice Class Action – Nice One For Lawyers

The Alice Springs class action is an interesting idea. Should it proceed and be successful the sting in the tail could be the Alice Springs levy. The NT Government could impose a levy of some type on the residents of Alice Springs. The levy will pay for the damages awarded from the successful class action.

NT Independent Either Playing With Words Or Behind The Times

We thought we had King Charles III? Or is the Independent suggesting something about Vicki O’Halloran?

Chalker’s Circus On Now

 

 

Sponsored by Corruptour when you need to go places in a hurry.

See the wild kids of Alice Springs perform death defying acts nightly!

Watch Murray Smalpage send idiotic texts while walking on the wire of death!

Be bullied and intimidated by ringmaster Jamie Chalker!